Some guests deserve your finest china.

Our bestselling Kindly Fuck Off Bird Teacup and Saucer returns in an elegant ivory colorway, proving once again that impeccable manners and terrible intentions can coexist beautifully.

Crafted from fine vegan china and hand decorated with genuine gold accents, this vintage-inspired bird teacup features our signature swallow nestled among delicate Victorian scrollwork. Hidden inside awaits the phrase that has become a Miss Havisham's Curiosities classic:

Kindly Fuck Off.

Revealed slowly as the tea disappears, it's equal parts heirloom, conversation piece and gentle boundary.

Inspired by antique porcelain and Victorian china, this rude teacup and saucer combines traditional fine-china styling with a thoroughly inappropriate sense of humor. Use it for afternoon tea, display it among antique china, or deploy it every morning to fortify yourself against tedious people.

Pair it with our coordinating Ivory Bird Teapot or mix it with other Bird Collection teacups to create your own beautifully ill-mannered tea service.

Details:

• Fine vegan china
• Ivory teacup and matching saucer
• Interior reads Kindly Fuck Off
• Signature swallow and Victorian-inspired scrollwork
• Hand decorated with genuine gold accents
• Food safe
• Hand wash only
• Designed by Miss Havisham's Curiosities

An unusual gift for tea lovers, bird lovers, friends with a wicked sense of humor, collectors of rude teacups and anyone whose patience has officially expired.

Impeccable manners. Terrible intentions.