I could poison you. But that would require considerably more effort than you're worth.

A perfectly charming vintage teacup and saucer adorned with delicate pink roses, soft green foliage, and a gracefully scalloped silhouette.

Its romantic floral decoration suggests the very height of ladylike refinement, while the words “I could poison you” concealed inside the cup reveal a rather less agreeable disposition.

Finished with a decorative green tassel, this delightfully wicked teacup is a splendid marriage of old-fashioned elegance and thoroughly modern contempt.

Perfect for lovers of dark humor, rude teacups, vintage floral china, gothic tea parties, and unusual gifts for women who have absolutely no intention of suffering fools.

Because a lady should always maintain her composure. Even when contemplating murder.

One of a kind. Vintage china, newly embellished.