An elegant way to say exactly what you mean—without ever raising your voice.

This one-of-a-kind vintage teacup and saucer set says "Now get out" in fine script, hidden at the bottom of the cup like a porcelain punchline. Made from mid-century English bone china and adorned with delicate gold trim, this charming relic from tea times past has been resurrected and reimagined—equal parts etiquette and exorcism. Hand wash only. Not microwave safe (obviously—don’t be reckless)

Perfect for:

• Unwelcome guests who linger too long

• Passive-aggressive gifting
  

• Your own sanctuary of solitude