{"product_id":"theres-fuckery-afoot-blue-floral-teacup-saucer","title":"There's Fuckery Afoot — Blue Floral Teacup \u0026 Saucer","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething is amiss. And it certainly isn't the tea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those blessed with a finely tuned sense of suspicion and an exceptionally low tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnificent porcelain teacup and saucer features a dramatic cobalt-blue ground, intricate multicolored floral decoration, and ornate geometric borders inspired by traditional decorative china. Inside, the words \"There's fuckery afoot\" announce what the observant among us have suspected all along.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA glorious collision of old-world elegance and gloriously improper language, this statement teacup is perfect for the discerning cynic, the suspiciously perceptive, or anyone who enjoys their afternoon tea with a generous helping of profanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fabulous gift for lovers of maximalist décor, unusual teacups, dark humor, and beautifully offensive china.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContemporary porcelain teacup and matching saucer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich cobalt-blue floral design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrnate multicolored geometric borders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"There's fuckery afoot.\" inscription inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited-availability design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrust your instincts. The fuckery is rarely far away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Miss Havisham's Curiosities","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54024674869541,"sku":"CNavyCFuckery","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/7748\/9445\/files\/IMG_2413.jpg?v=1791762876","url":"https:\/\/misshavishamscuriosities.com\/products\/theres-fuckery-afoot-blue-floral-teacup-saucer","provider":"Miss Havisham's Curiosities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}