A proper tea service. Terrible manners.

Bring the whole flock home with the Complete Ivory Bird Tea Set, featuring our elegant Ivory Bird Teapot plus both of our bestselling ivory insult teacups: Kindly Fuck Off and Fear My Wrath.

Crafted from fine vegan china and decorated with genuine gold accents, all three pieces feature our signature swallow and Victorian-inspired scrollwork. The teapot maintains impeccable decorum; the teacups reveal their considerably less polite sentiments as you drink.

Set includes:

• 1 Ivory Bird Teapot
• 1 Kindly Fuck Off Bird Teacup & Saucer
• 1 Fear My Wrath Bird Teacup & Saucer

Regularly $315 when purchased separately. Bundle price $275 — save $40.

Perfect for afternoon tea, entertaining, gifting, or assembling a beautifully improper tea service of your own.

✦ Fine vegan china
✦ Genuine gold detailing
✦ Two matching teacups and saucers
✦ Coordinating Ivory Bird Teapot
✦ Food safe
✦ Hand wash only
✦ Designed by Miss Havisham's Curiosities

An unusual gift for tea lovers, bird lovers, collectors of fine china, couples with questionable manners, and anyone who appreciates beautiful things with a wicked sense of humor.

Beautiful china. Two excellent boundaries. One very proper teapot.