For when silence is golden... and manners are merely decorative.

At long last, the prodigal teacups return—our infamous, much-whispered-about porcelain provocateurs have sauntered back into stock, still as charmingly rude and gilded with contempt as ever. Trimmed in gold and dressed in butterflies and blooms, each cup delivers its message with the poise of a duchess and the spite of a bootlegger.

“Kindly Fuck Off” murmured in elegant script —because sometimes, words are weapons, and so is fine china.

These are not teacups for the faint of heart or the overly earnest.  Perfect for cursed curio cabinets, gothic parlors, unbirthday gifts, or your next passive-aggressive tea with Mother or your mother in law.

Food safe. Hand washable.