Ah, the sweet sting of sarcasm. This demure vintage candy dish looks as though it were plucked from the drawing room of a duchess—until one peers into its heart and is met with an acerbic little whisper:
“Candy-ass bitch.”

Crafted in fine porcelain with dainty golden garlands and rococo detailing, this piece effortlessly walks the tightrope between Victorian refinement and unfiltered sass. Perfect for offering sweets with a side of shade, or displaying prominently as a warning to would-be houseguests and emotionally fragile suitors.

Whether you’re a genteel misanthrope, a well-dressed hellion, or simply someone who prefers your heirlooms with a little bite, this dish is here to elevate your pettiness to an art form.

Features:
🍬 Authentic vintage porcelain with gold filigree detailing
🍬 Irreverent script at center reads: “Candy-ass bitch.”
🍬 One-of-a-kind piece—no two are exactly alike
🍬 Ideal for dark cottagecore, gothic maximalism, or the sugar-sweet subversive soul

Use it for bonbons, jewelry, or broken promises. Because manners are for the meek—but wit? That’s for the wicked.

Vintage. Hand washable.