{"title":"America the Beautiful Collection","description":"\u003ch1 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerica the Beautiful: Porcelain, Protest \u0026amp; Bad Behavior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the madwomen, the hysterical, the gloriously outspoken, and those who suspect there's fuckery afoot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce upon a particularly dismal November, Miss Havisham's Curiosities created \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerica the Beautiful\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a collection of fine porcelain teacups and one-of-a-kind vintage art pieces born of frustration, dark humor, and a healthy disregard for good behavior.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little dissent, gilt and glazed. A protest whispered into a teacup. 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As if.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMadwoman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA navy-blue declaration for the eccentric, the outspoken, and the gloriously misunderstood. A little madness looks positively lovely in porcelain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere's Fuckery Afoot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur blue-and-silver herald of impending nonsense. For those occasions when something is very clearly amiss, yet everyone insists that everything is perfectly fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn Memoriam: One-of-a-Kind Vintage Art\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreated for the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFemale Hysteria\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e exhibition and The Startup Art Faire, our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn Memoriam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pieces extend the collection into the realm of collectible art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAntique and vintage porcelain transformed into irreverent, provocative objects, including the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThoughts and Prayers Vase, American Democracy Urn, Democracy Plates, and Seven Deadly Sins demitasse cups and saucers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is a one-of-a-kind creation, where historical beauty meets contemporary absurdity. 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